What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How did the tree get lost?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do fairies always drink?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How do fall and winter say hello?