What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a smelly horse?