What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is the most attractive fruit?
