What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
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Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Can February March?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Did you know about April 1st?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
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What do horses say to greet each other?
How do you care for a sick bird?