What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How is cat food sold?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?