Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How does the sun listen to music?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?