Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the sick chicken say?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do you get kids to do something?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?