Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do rhinos charge?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How do fleas travel?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?