Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
If you need help building an ark...
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where do ants go to eat?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did March say to the madness?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?