Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a henway?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which animal will never go bald?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?