Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the scariest letter?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's a henway?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?