Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is the definition of Robin?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What day do hands always go to church?