What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?