What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How do billboards talk?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?