What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Cheerios™!
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why was the dog overweight?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a retired cowboy?