What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Cheerios™!
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?