What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Cheerios™!
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a sad latte?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?