What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Dead ends.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?