What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Dead ends.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
When do cows get tired?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do fairies always drink?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?