What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which cats love to be petted?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?