How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the tomato turn red?