How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do horses navigate at night?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the barber win the race?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?