How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
How does NASA organize a company party?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?