What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the airline worker name her child?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do two skunks argue?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why are farmers so laid-back?