What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?