What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Six Flags® Day.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?