What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?