What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?