What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
