What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
Where does laundry go to college?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the frog starve?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do ducks have for lunch?