Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's the opposite of irony?
Do dads always snore?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?