Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What tea do footballers drink?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
