Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?