What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?