What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How do you organize a space party?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?