What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
What kind of music do planets like?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the fish so smart?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which big cat loves to drive?