What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What bird is always sad?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?