What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the foal cough?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What fish sings the best?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How are teens like cats?