Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do fish do at parades?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do trees hate going to school?