Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?