Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the wolf say to the flea?