How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What car can't keep a secret?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How long will dinner be?
What country has the most fish?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the sick chicken say?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?