How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which animals make the most honest judges?