How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What bird is always sad?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?