Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?