Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What makes pirates such good singers?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why is summer always sad?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?