Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?