Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?