Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where does cheese invest its money?