What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?