What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Mommy, I'm surf bored.
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?