What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Mommy, I'm surf bored.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?