What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?