What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you eat on July 5th?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?