What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Can February March?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?