What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
What table can you never sit at?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is a table you can eat?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?