What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What cartoon character loves insects?