What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which relative loves rice?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?