What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What was the first animal in space?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where would you find an elephant?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?