What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
When do astronauts eat?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did March say to the madness?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?