Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
Why do golfers hate cake?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?