Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did summer say to spring?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?