What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?