What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?