What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What was the first animal in space?
Which family member is always relieved?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?