Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
Why do rhinos charge?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a small mom?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?