Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which dogs love to study science?
Which founding father loves to sing?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
OK, that's enough fish puns.