My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?