My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why are trees always so positive?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?