My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?