What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?