What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?