What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Who do camels find most inspiring?