Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is a spider's favorite book?