Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What table can you never sit at?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?