Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?