Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?