Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?