Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is a table you can eat?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a flying police officer?