What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?