What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What insect runs away from everything?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Where do snowmen go to dance?