What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?