Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kind of music do planets like?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?