Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the most determined bird?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?