What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
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What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?