What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why was the fish so smart?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?