Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do fairies always drink?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?