Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Are baby skunks cute?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?