Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?