Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why is summer always sad?
What does a cat go to sleep on?