Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the mare gain weight?