Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How do horses navigate at night?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which tree can't stop crying?