Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?