Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
