What do you call bees that are best friends?
Two bees in a pod!
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?