Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why is winter considered holy?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a tired tree?