Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?