Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are goats so funny?