What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What do ducks get after they eat?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Which computer won the talent show?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Which cats have the best manners?