What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?