Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Can February March?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?