Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How can you make 7 even?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?