How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?