How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's black and white and red all over?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How does a squid go into battle?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?