How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
When does a horse talk?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?