How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a sad latte?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?