What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the richest basketball team?