What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is the tallest building in the world?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?