Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How does a cow do math?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What sport do horses love to play?