Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What birds make average students?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?