Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do cows always add to their salad?