Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
What do you call stolen cheese?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the frog starve?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?