Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?