Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?