Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?