Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How does dinner smell?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is the coolest country?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the elk have great hair?