Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the bread do on vacation?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?