Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which relative loves rice?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?