What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Mrs. Fields®.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the baby cookie cry?