Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do golfers drink on the green?