Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?