Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
Where would you find an elephant?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's the politest month?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the fish blush?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?