Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the foal cough?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
I like telling Dad jokes.