When did they play tennis in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Why was the pirate late for work?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?